Because I’m your nuclear deterrent. It’s working. We’re safe. America is secure. You want my property? You can’t have it.
I shouldn’t be alive … unless it was for a reason.
Jarvis give me a suit, right now!
Tony Stark inspired by his ‘superfriends’
Ooooh! Daddy Stark with the sick burn!
*shows up to this joke 15 minutes late with starbucks*