that one time Kirk and Bones argued about who was going to give a teenage boy The Talk while Spock laughed
2x14; Payback | 3x11; Checkmate.
Neal & Elizabeth (requested by anonymous)
I cannot deal with your level of adorable right now. I really, really can’t. So, seriously. Stop it. I have to go to work tomorrow. My alarm goes off in seven hours, and this gets thrown at me.
TVLINE | Can you see Neal’s life without Peter?
BOMER | No. No, I can’t. Not [at least] on some level. I don’t know if it’s prison bars between them and they talk on the phone. Or if they’re, like, having a martini at a country club. Or if it’s on a burner phone from Paris, and he’s at the FBI office. I hope we never know, you know what I mean? I hope the show ends with us never knowing.
TVLINE | Was Matt well-behaved during the episode you directed?
DEKAY | Not at all. [Smiles] In fact there were times –
BOMER | I was seven-and-a-half hours late one day, but I’m telling you –
DEKAY | “Where is my star?!”
BOMER | I was sick as a dog.
DEKAY | “Mr. DeKay, Mr. Caffrey won’t come out of his trailer until you go to him.”
DEKAY | My fantasy is that there is an episode – we touched on it [when] he had played “Peter Burke” – where Neal really has to be Peter and sell it in a domestic way. We see him in the house with Elizabeth and that really has to be sold.
BOMER | Oh my God. Awesome. And Neal would totally be having a ball with it, of course! He’d be like, “Listen, this is just what we have to do. We’ve got to commit to these characters, and we’re going to sell it.”
DEKAY | Maybe something happens? I’m not saying that Elizabeth cheats, but there’s a moment where they both…. It just takes them by surprise.
BOMER | Hands will wander!
Jeff: That’s one of the big network requests. How can we get Peter, Elizabeth and Neal in one scene?
Tim: Is that why they’re gonna be building a bedroom as well?
Jeff: That was your request, Tim, if I recall. You’ve been lobbying for that for the whole season.
— White Collar 1x10 - “Vital Signs” Commentary
Neal: The next time your hot wife gets lonely, tell her to call me. You know my number.