Part of my world eaters AU - clicki for captions

DA2 —> DA:O castswap AU


(DA:O —> DA2 castswap here)

Yeah, okay, but what about the Hawke and the DA2 companions in DA:O?  This one comes with notes, because even though Hawke’s companions map neatly onto DA:O—as long as you’re willing to accept Anders’s perpetually exposed mantitty into your life—DA:O is a much bigger story than DA2.

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Dragon Age switcheroo AU: DA:O —> DA2


The other night I had a thought: what if, you know, Origins played like DA2 and DA2 played like Origins? With Hawke’s band of assholes saving Ferelden, and vice versa. 

So in this post: possible origins for a Champion of Kirkwall, and DA:O companions as Kirkwallers. I’m not particularly concerned with nitty-gritty re-writing the story here, except: who blows up the Chantry in this version? Morrigan blows up the Chantry. Goddamnit, Morrigan.

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instead of a coffee shop au consider instead a hell’s kitchen au and let me explain u why:

  • ur otp has to live in close quarters in the dorms
  • making out in the pantry
  • gordon ramsay
  • sexual tension at the fish station
  • unfriendly competition
  • gordon ramsay
  • s a b o t a g e
  • if they win the challenges they get to go on neat day trips together
  • if they lose the challenges they have to do manual labor
  • think of the possibilities this presents
  • !!!!!
  • gordon ramsay

Constance Week » day six

AU day

1956. When Charles Treville, founder of daily newspaper, The Garrison, makes the choice to take a back seat on his hands-on involvement in the publication, he promotes his most trusted sub-editor, Connie Bonacieux, to the helm. Thrown in the deep end, she’s faced with the unenviable task of keeping her unmanageable, albeit fiercely loyal, team in check, all while constantly ensuring Richelieu, editor of The Red Guard Gazette, stays as far away from them as humanly possible. Oh, and then there’s the new boy d’Arty. Green, unexpected and armed with killer doe eyes and an earnest streak the length of the Seine.


i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards


the musketeers but like if they did space stuff


in most of the modern AUs i see everyone is made human and i???? I DONT WANT THAT!!! i want modern fantasy where pretty much everything is the way it is in the real world but with mages and elves and qunari and dwarves and everyones just living everyday life


MCU/Mass Effect crossover in which Bucky gets spaced during the Collector attack and comes back as a Cerberus assassin

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