instead of a coffee shop au consider instead a hell’s kitchen au and let me explain u why:

  • ur otp has to live in close quarters in the dorms
  • making out in the pantry
  • gordon ramsay
  • sexual tension at the fish station
  • unfriendly competition
  • gordon ramsay
  • s a b o t a g e
  • if they win the challenges they get to go on neat day trips together
  • if they lose the challenges they have to do manual labor
  • think of the possibilities this presents
  • !!!!!
  • gordon ramsay

Constance Week » day six

AU day

1956. When Charles Treville, founder of daily newspaper, The Garrison, makes the choice to take a back seat on his hands-on involvement in the publication, he promotes his most trusted sub-editor, Connie Bonacieux, to the helm. Thrown in the deep end, she’s faced with the unenviable task of keeping her unmanageable, albeit fiercely loyal, team in check, all while constantly ensuring Richelieu, editor of The Red Guard Gazette, stays as far away from them as humanly possible. Oh, and then there’s the new boy d’Arty. Green, unexpected and armed with killer doe eyes and an earnest streak the length of the Seine.


i want realistic modern fantasy like

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

prank calling wizards


the musketeers but like if they did space stuff


in most of the modern AUs i see everyone is made human and i???? I DONT WANT THAT!!! i want modern fantasy where pretty much everything is the way it is in the real world but with mages and elves and qunari and dwarves and everyones just living everyday life


MCU/Mass Effect crossover in which Bucky gets spaced during the Collector attack and comes back as a Cerberus assassin

posted 4 months ago with 93 notes via brumous by brumous




an old sketch i did of musketeer!kirk and musketeer!bones. when i attempted to give jim a ponytail, he ended up looking like a guybrush threepwood orz


Some modern Portamis

posted 6 months ago with 398 notes via kaciart by kaciart

star trek au where bones brings jim back to georgia for christmas&new year and jim somehow manages to make him breakfast.

 yeah and happy new year to you too bones.”